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Is this the half me?
?htaed ot norom a teab ot ekat ti s'gnol woh(translation: how long's it take to beat a moron to death?)
Now this is a story, all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way!
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it!
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right!
But wait I hear they're prissy and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude, looked like a cop, standin' there with my name out...
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it", yo homes to Bel-Air!
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way!
She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it!
First class yo this is bad
Drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like?
Hmmm, this might be all right!
But wait I hear they're prissy and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat
I don't think so I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude, looked like a cop, standin' there with my name out...
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet, I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it", yo homes to Bel-Air!
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air
my names elmer DAMNIT....
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is that shel silverstein
is that shel silverstein
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